Ladki Doctor Se: Kripya Mere Pati Ko Andar Bula Lijiye Doctor: Ghabrao Nahin Main Ek Sharif Aadmi Hu Ladki: Aap Samjhe Nahin Bahar Aapki Nars Akeli Hai Isiliye
Garl: Mere Abbu Tumhen Bahut Pasand Karte Hain! Pathan (Sharmaate Hue): Par Main Shadi Tumse Hi Karunga!
Agar Aapki Biwi Aapka Kaha Nahi Manti To . .. ... Mere Bhai Itne Dhyaan Se Mat Padho! Kisi Ki Nahi Manti! Aap Kar Bhi Kya Sakte Ho?
Marij: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Bolane Men Badi Dikkat Aati Hai Doctor: Aapko Yah Takif Kab Se Hai? Marij: Ji Jab Se Meri Shadi Hui Hai Aur Khasataur Par Tab Hoti Hai Jab Meri Patni Mere Samne Hoti Hai
Garlfrend Apnee Aadhee Bofrend Se: Kash! Tum Dekh Sakte Ki Main Kitni Khubsurat Hu Aadha Premi: Rahne De Itni Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aak Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete? Aadha Hu Pagal Nahin Samjhi
Techer: Itna Let Kaise Ho Gaya? Ladka: Ji Mere Pitaji Hospital Men Hain Techer: Chalo Beta Koi Baat Nahin Kuch Din Baad: Techer: Aaj Fir Let? Ladka: Ji Pitaji Hospital Men Hain Techer: Abhi Tere Papa Thik Nahin Huee Kya? Ladka: Are Nahin Mere Papa To Doctor Hain